I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
Just waiting for that guy to come along that will quote Jane Austen to me.
It’s possible, okay?
Why does everything have to be such a thing for some people you know
Can’t stop playing Call Your Girlfriend on ukulele because it’s pretty and my house is quiet.
"DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?"
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

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